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Sav and Kiers Declassified High School Survival Guide

Sav and Kier’s Declassified High School Survival Guide

In a high school filled with shenanigans in the commons, crazy teachers, and the long lines for pizza Wednesday, there’s us, Savanna and Kiersten, and the rest of us who try to do the impossible. Inspired by the Nickelodeon TV show from the early 2000s, Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, we thought up the idea that FHS should have our own. Much like Ned’s advice tips through his crazy middle school experience, you can check back here for high school updates and tips about school, events, or even other things that are typical to our teen lifestyle.



Spring Fever!
Single Awareness Day (aka Valentine’s Day)
Ahhhhhhhhh Midterms!
New Year, New Me!
Deck the Halls With… Lots of Homework

How to Survive Cuffing Season and Stay Single

The season that everyone either dreads or loves: Cuffing Season. Urban Dictionary Definition: During the fall and winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "cuffed," or tied down, by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed. ...

This one goes out to all the prom queens…

The prom stress has already begun. Prom is still five months away but the constant, tedious planning of every little detail has commenced, from planning dates and groups, to ideas for after prom, to of course, most importantly, dresses. A simple dress is one of the most important things in the life of a high school student, critical that it is the perfect one and no one else will get the same....

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